Reality ruined my life.

Mahum,15,Canada.OneDirection=the reason why im like this.

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4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

niallmite:

i can’t decide which one to make fun of

words-in-myhead:

miss-love:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT

BITCH SLAY 

MY LIFE GOAL IS TO BE THIS LITTLE GIRL

YAUS GAWD YOLANDA!

x

niallar:

context??????

what context???????

i dont see one?????

vaginialls:

“you ready for this baby?”

lirrylirry:

niall is me 

2/∞  favorite Liam Payne outfits